I’ve been asked, “Which one is better, a straight penis or a
crooked penis?” For this question, I had to take a poll. So after I polled
numerous people (me, myself and I), we came to the conclusion that it all
depends on the position. I mean, it is said that a crooked or hooked penis does
what a straight one can’t and I agree, but in the same sense you could just say that it is less work with a crooked penis. Let me explain this a
little more.
 We have all heard of a G-spot. The Grafenberg Spot, named after
its discoverer, is a sensitive spot inside of a ladies lil mama (don’t ask,
that’s just what I call her) located in the upper front portion right above the
pubis bone and bladder according to “It’s Your Body: Woman’s Guide to
Gynecology” by Niels Lauersen and Steven Whitney. According to Lauersen and Whitney (and seconded by me) when this spot is stroked, the muscle contractions and sensation becomes so strong that it causes an intense wetness. Some even associate it with having an urge to urinate that simply turns into sexual pleasure! (Lauerson, Whitney). The point of all of this is to say that, depending on the position, a penis with a crook or hook can stimulate and stroke the G-spot a lot easier than a straight penis. Because of the location of the G-spot, to stroke and stimulate it (using your fingers as an example), you would have to enter the lil mama and then make a “come here” motion. Notice that that motion is a upward j (which is what I have been calling a crook). That is why crooks and hooks hit the spot better.
If you have or your partner has a straight penis, all hope is not lost. The G-spot can be reached either by using the fingers (tell that lil mama to come here!) or by deep stroke and an arch up. I have not researched this and can very well be wrong, but with my experience, a deep stroke eventually runs out of room. The penis fills the lil mama up and the arch up or pressure the penis gives upward stimulates the G-spot. The sensation won’t be as strong and it will take longer with a straight penis, but hey, satisfaction is guaranteed.
 If you or your partner has a crooked penis (upward j), the best positions to do are missionary, with the female on top (riding),or any position that puts the male in the front. If the penis
is a hook (downward j) then doggy style,backwards cowgirl, or any positiong where the male is in the back are the tricks to
hit that spot….literally.
So like I said,it can be argued that the curve is better , but they both can hit the spot. The curve gets you there faster, but eventually you will get there! Let me know your opinions!
                                                          
                                                                                                                                                           Sincerely,
                                                                                                                                                                   SP


***Photo is borrowed from shutterstock.com. click on picture for link.
Lauersen, Niels, and Steven Whitney. It’s Your Body: A Woman’s Guide to
  Gynecology. New York: The Berkley Publsihing Group, 1983. N. pag. Print.

So you have been with your sweetie for a while and things seem to be routine
between you guys. You can predict the turn, flip, twists, bends, strokes and
finale. That can be a horrible experience that you may even begin to dread going
through. Relationships aren't supposed to be based on sex (solely), but sex does
play a role and no one likes boring sex. Here are a few things that you can do to
keep the sex unpredictable!
 First things first, don't be afraid to try new things. If you want to take things slow
first then let’s start with setting the mood. It gets boring to get busy in the
same place, same white walls and nothing else. Let’s try dim lights, slow
seductive music (no rap!), maybe some candles and rose petals…..ok maybe the
rose petals are a bit played out, but you can play around with a few things.
Maybe pieces of clothing that leads to the bedroom or bathroom where you await
or little note cards with poems or riddles for them to
solve….you!            
Do you find yourself trying to find the time? Maybe work or children take
up so much time that you have to do it before bed or before work in the morning.
Let’s try to be more random and wake up in the middle of the night (or morning)
and get it started! Why not have each other for lunch. A quickie will definitely
set you up for full service later.           
Other ideas you can use are shopping at the toy store together. They have
more things than just dildos. Try doing some role playing, different positions,
different locations (that are legal!) and more oral sex! Just remember with oral
sex, a healthy appetite is best 30 minutes to an hour before the main event. If
you want to keep this relationship going in the right direction, stay away from
three-somes. Those are for before the relationships and may have a 50/50 affect
on you guys. You have been warned!           
There are so many things that you guys can do, I just gave you guys a few
for starters. Usually the foreplay change is all you need. If it is the stroke,
arousal or staying moist that’s inhibiting you, stay tuned for future articles
to help with that!
                                                                                             
                                                                 -Sincerely                                                                                                           
                                                                          SP