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Oral Hygiene 

7/24/2013

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        We all know about the importance of brushing our teeth, so I’m not going to go there. Instead, I want to talk about something a little different…but still involving your mouth J

        You got it! Oral sex! Remember I told you guys about watching what you eat in the “You Are What You Eat” article? Well this ties into that story. While it is important to watch what you eat because you can taste like it, it is just as important (actually more important) to make sure that you keep little you clean and fresh! No one wants to put their face anywhere that smells bad, tastes bad, looks bad, is dirty or infected. I mean honestly, would you want to go into a VIP room if it smelled horrible, looked horrible and was filled with all kinds of preventable viruses? No! Well treat your privates like your VIP area. You want it to be inviting and clean. I’m not saying spread it or whip it out for the world, but make sure you are prepared for that opportunity.

        Ladies, your lil mama is a breeding ground for germs, odors and infections. It is very important that you become familiar with her so that you know when something is wrong. It sits in panties all day without oxygen.  Some of us wear panty liners, those of us who do not wear panties still have discharge, either way, fluid and bacteria are chilling out and growing. What you eat, sugar for instance, can also aid in infections. Your body naturally produces yeast alone, sugar helps your body produce more yeast which can lead to yeast infections if there is an overproduction. Washing with colored soap, fragrant soap, fragrant sprays and tampons or pads, wearing panty liners all day, wearing tight clothing, and wearing colorful underwear that does not have a white seat (the middle part of the panties that actually touch your lil mama) can all contribute to infections. Why add to this? Washing your lil mama thoroughly, regularly, with or without the intentions of oral sex, is highly recommended, especially before you are about to get a special treat.

         What is not recommended is douching. Gynecologists recommend that you let your body clean itself out and not douche. Douching can reportedly mess up your body’s natural pH level which can make it hard to detect changes in your body’s natural odor that can let you know if something is not right. Just use good ole’ soap and water. It always gets the job done.

 P.S. It might be nice to shape yourself up down there too!

        Men,……no one really likes sweat. Nor do they like tasting it! Just like women, it is easy for men to get infections too. It is important to pull the foreskin (I don’t care if you are circumcised or not, you all have foreskin when you are not erect) back and wash thoroughly around the corona (head) and in the meatus (pee hole). Make sure to wash your pubic hair as well. Hair carries odor and dirt and even if you cannot smell it from where you are, the person face to face with it can. Please get the testicles as well. Do not leave anything out. Avoid wearing sweaty underwear all day, tight underwear, and going long periods of time without bathing. You will thank me later.

        All in all, we want to make sure that we keep our privates VIP fresh. Wash, shave, be aware of your body changes and remember to clean yourself before the oral pleasure. That wash you did in the morning or last night is now null and void! Get the front and back. Put it like this, would you want to go down on anyone who wasn’t fresh and clean? Keep your hygiene up!

                                                                                                                                                                Stay fresh,
                                                                                                                                                                             SP


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***These photos were borrowed from http://www.glamcheck.com/health/2012/07/15/list-personal-hygiene-products/ and http://www.hooverwebdesign.com/free-printables/signs/free-printable-keep-area-clean-sign.html respectively. Please click on the photos to be redirected to the sites.
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