I’ve been asked, “Which one is better, a straight penis or a
crooked penis?” For this question, I had to take a poll. So after I polled
numerous people (me, myself and I), we came to the conclusion that it all
depends on the position. I mean, it is said that a crooked or hooked penis does
what a straight one can’t and I agree, but in the same sense you could just say that it is less work with a crooked penis. Let me explain this a
little more.
We have all heard of a G-spot. The Grafenberg Spot, named after
its discoverer, is a sensitive spot inside of a ladies lil mama (don’t ask,
that’s just what I call her) located in the upper front portion right above the
pubis bone and bladder according to “It’s Your Body: Woman’s Guide to
Gynecology” by Niels Lauersen and Steven Whitney. According to Lauersen and Whitney (and seconded by me) when this spot is stroked, the muscle contractions and sensation becomes so strong that it causes an intense wetness. Some even associate it with having an urge to urinate that simply turns into sexual pleasure! (Lauerson, Whitney). The point of all of this is to say that, depending on the position, a penis with a crook or hook can stimulate and stroke the G-spot a lot easier than a straight penis. Because of the location of the G-spot, to stroke and stimulate it (using your fingers as an example), you would have to enter the lil mama and then make a “come here” motion. Notice that that motion is a upward j (which is what I have been calling a crook). That is why crooks and hooks hit the spot better.
If you have or your partner has a straight penis, all hope is not lost. The G-spot can be reached either by using the fingers (tell that lil mama to come here!) or by deep stroke and an arch up. I have not researched this and can very well be wrong, but with my experience, a deep stroke eventually runs out of room. The penis fills the lil mama up and the arch up or pressure the penis gives upward stimulates the G-spot. The sensation won’t be as strong and it will take longer with a straight penis, but hey, satisfaction is guaranteed.
If you or your partner has a crooked penis (upward j), the best positions to do are missionary, with the female on top (riding),or any position that puts the male in the front. If the penis
is a hook (downward j) then doggy style,backwards cowgirl, or any positiong where the male is in the back are the tricks to
hit that spot….literally.
So like I said,it can be argued that the curve is better , but they both can hit the spot. The curve gets you there faster, but eventually you will get there! Let me know your opinions!
Sincerely,
SP
***Photo is borrowed from shutterstock.com. click on picture for link.
Lauersen, Niels, and Steven Whitney. It’s Your Body: A Woman’s Guide to
Gynecology. New York: The Berkley Publsihing Group, 1983. N. pag. Print.
crooked penis?” For this question, I had to take a poll. So after I polled
numerous people (me, myself and I), we came to the conclusion that it all
depends on the position. I mean, it is said that a crooked or hooked penis does
what a straight one can’t and I agree, but in the same sense you could just say that it is less work with a crooked penis. Let me explain this a
little more.
We have all heard of a G-spot. The Grafenberg Spot, named after
its discoverer, is a sensitive spot inside of a ladies lil mama (don’t ask,
that’s just what I call her) located in the upper front portion right above the
pubis bone and bladder according to “It’s Your Body: Woman’s Guide to
Gynecology” by Niels Lauersen and Steven Whitney. According to Lauersen and Whitney (and seconded by me) when this spot is stroked, the muscle contractions and sensation becomes so strong that it causes an intense wetness. Some even associate it with having an urge to urinate that simply turns into sexual pleasure! (Lauerson, Whitney). The point of all of this is to say that, depending on the position, a penis with a crook or hook can stimulate and stroke the G-spot a lot easier than a straight penis. Because of the location of the G-spot, to stroke and stimulate it (using your fingers as an example), you would have to enter the lil mama and then make a “come here” motion. Notice that that motion is a upward j (which is what I have been calling a crook). That is why crooks and hooks hit the spot better.
If you have or your partner has a straight penis, all hope is not lost. The G-spot can be reached either by using the fingers (tell that lil mama to come here!) or by deep stroke and an arch up. I have not researched this and can very well be wrong, but with my experience, a deep stroke eventually runs out of room. The penis fills the lil mama up and the arch up or pressure the penis gives upward stimulates the G-spot. The sensation won’t be as strong and it will take longer with a straight penis, but hey, satisfaction is guaranteed.
If you or your partner has a crooked penis (upward j), the best positions to do are missionary, with the female on top (riding),or any position that puts the male in the front. If the penis
is a hook (downward j) then doggy style,backwards cowgirl, or any positiong where the male is in the back are the tricks to
hit that spot….literally.
So like I said,it can be argued that the curve is better , but they both can hit the spot. The curve gets you there faster, but eventually you will get there! Let me know your opinions!
Sincerely,
SP
***Photo is borrowed from shutterstock.com. click on picture for link.
Lauersen, Niels, and Steven Whitney. It’s Your Body: A Woman’s Guide to
Gynecology. New York: The Berkley Publsihing Group, 1983. N. pag. Print.
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